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I know your mouse.
我識你老鼠 !

You call me how to come out and walk
in the future?
你叫我以後點出黎行?

I give you some colour to see.
我俾D顏色你睇!

If you have enough ginger,put your
horse to me.
如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!

Monster of blowing water.
吹水怪。

Blow chicken
吹雞

I blow chicken to beat your group of
the guys.
我吹雞打你班友 。

Face green green
臉青青 。

You see road carefully
你小心睇路 。

Are you road?
你係唔係路呀?

How senior are you?
你算老幾?

What the water are you?
你係乜水?

Do you big me?
你大我呀?

Zebra chops people
班馬劈友 。

Do the world
做世界 。

Big tea rice
大茶飯 。

What the ghost are you talk?
你講乜鬼?

Cut my head and let you sit on it as a
chair.
批我個頭俾你當凳坐!

I give you only a hair.
我俾條毛你!

Do you think me didn't arrive?
你當我無到?

Wear grass
著草

I am wearing grass.
我著緊草。

I fear that you have teeth.
我驚你有牙!

You have not enough class to talk
mathematics with me!
你未夠班同我講數!

Measure water/Pound water.
磅水

A dragon service.
一條龍服務

Hold hold water.
楂楂水
haha,笑到顶不顺了啦
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谢谢分享~~~~~~
read this before, thanks anyway
i c it b4 ady..
but reli funny la..
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