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好緊張呀,很快就27日了,希望我估中啦~~好棍升做更高級的會員
Saying hello here ....
still sick
可能今日去左睇醫生
畸形人類研究科
天氣轉梁各位小心身體
10:46am....屠妖節快樂~
突然好想食murukku....
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Hillbilly Mirror
After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy." He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his daddy, but on the way home he remembered his wife, didn't like his father. So he
hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it. His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One day after her husband left, she searched the
barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with."
大家早晨~~大马今日放假~~大家再来估啊·~

ngam ngam看完套戏,介绍给大家
can see your pic 舊
今日好作啦,可能休息唔够才伤风jek,去做d野先
Forgot to come in to ding
真匿名


有兩個酒鬼,經常把收入都花在酒吧裡…………

酒鬼甲問:「有甚麼方法可以免費喝酒呢?」

酒鬼乙說:「我有個絕頂方法…………就是先將一根大熱狗香腸放到褲管裡面,然後在付賬時,你在我的褲管裡拿起香腸來吹,酒吧老闆一見到這種場面一定會立即把我們趕走,這樣就可以免費喝酒了!」

他們用了這方法,先後去了七間酒吧,全都成功不用付錢免費喝酒…………

酒鬼甲爛醉如泥地說:「今晚飲到很高興…………但非常累…………」

酒鬼乙說:「我也有同感…………累死我了…………」

酒鬼甲問:「要吹的是我,為何你會累呢?」

酒鬼乙回答:「那條大熱狗香腸在我們喝到第三攤時已經遺失了!」

酒鬼甲:「…………」
返黎啦,好攰啊
條骨都無佐lu
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