1-6fav Rio Ferdinand - crackhead
20-1 Wes Brown - broke a team-mate's leg then went to the wrong venue
50-1 Hargreaves/Carrick - were meant to be there, but nobody quite sure if
they were
100-1 John O'Shea - only appeared at the end and did nothing
200-1 Tevez - alibi, was appearing in Phantom of the Opera
200-1 Rooney - the victim was 26, not 76
200-1 Ferguson - brewer's droop
250-1 Ferguson's son - eliminated, as the victim had no facial bruising
500-1 Ronaldo/Saha - spent the night on the floor together
500-1 Fletcher - who?
1000-1 Scholes/Silvestre/Park - presumed dead
2000-1 G Neville - confirmed dead
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