標題: Elevator [打印本頁] 作者: coelacanth5 時間: 2007-8-13 05:19 PM 標題: Elevator
Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator. While they are stuck, they
strike up a conversation.
The first guy says, "I'm a Y. U. P. P. I. E. , you know...
''Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.''
The second guy says, "I'm a D. I. N. K., you know...
"Double Income, No Kids"
Yet." The third guy says, "I'm a R. U. B., you know...
''Rich, Urban, Biker"
The fourth guy says, I am a D. I. L. D. O., you know...
''Double Income, Little Dog Owner.''
They turn to the woman and ask her. ''What are you?''
She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know...
"Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."作者: coelacanth5 時間: 2007-8-13 05:22 PM 標題: 3some
I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked okay for a 57-year-old.
We drank a bit, and started to get real friendly and she asked if I'd ever
had a Sportsman's Double.
"What's that?" I asked.
"It a mother and daughter threesome," she said.
I said, "No."
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.
We went back to her place.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: "Mom, you still awake?"作者: ztpandwzf 時間: 2007-8-13 05:33 PM
看不懂哈哈作者: byle 時間: 2007-8-13 09:01 PM
lmao the first one is funny. I like the D.I.L.D.O. and W.I.F.E.作者: cincinamonroll 時間: 2007-8-14 03:40 AM
hahhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa thank you for sharing
