主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人公仔箱論壇3 k4 O% Q4 W3 w) c& H! i% X
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Here are just a few reasons why？公仔箱論壇; `- n+ y: @. o$ B& J3 N; I" ~! u
為什麼呢?
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 N4 ]* ?8 X2 F! j# U y
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? 7 B q4 u l0 o2 D3 w' O, D) T; l
She doesn't care what you think.
她才不在乎你在想什麼。TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。* c2 C, I5 A X
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 www3.tvboxnow.com9 o+ s& m4 t" y) m( h
She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。 公仔箱論壇1 J$ c, x0 X/ g9 v' a
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Women over 40 are dignified. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 n8 V. C9 d# S. ~0 s% u' V" r, j# ~
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. 公仔箱論壇 q k6 Z: t. J) }
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫 7 j; l& [' Z3 B; y, Z3 |( a+ A; h
Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。5 V0 n1 B4 i' k8 @9 q
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age.
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。/ ?3 r* R, ?/ ]( w$ ]+ _+ W/ V
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔 ) S3 Z$ q! }5 @/ i" c7 R
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. ! S5 t4 K& a& Z. y
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見，40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。 www3.tvboxnow.com: s r+ W: m l; S! Z) J. q
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Older women are forthright and honest. 0 U9 g6 u7 a. z) O/ s
熟女直接又誠實
They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' ~ \1 R9 e: s6 m9 p9 n1 P6 o
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 6 ?7 o0 E$ s: S3 B3 e% n3 [$ l
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb, U) Q8 l: Z& J/ R/ h
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意 1 S1 J* R5 V) C1 m) J! l3 Z
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
40歲以上的女人有很多優點 0 Q$ U- Y( M! |/ E' s! |
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
40歲以上的男人呢 ?
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人，公仔箱論壇3 A7 Z/ t# N2 h2 e0 H. [' f* j2 L
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! } U6 C( B* s9 j! x0 k: C
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
女士們，請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 :
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", 9 G: Y% M. k* d+ l% ~1 s" y
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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Here's an update for you.
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. 公仔箱論壇5 K$ R! [$ I6 w0 M/ A, Z" F
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- m0 _0 S) l" c2 p- }; X6 t
為什麼呢 ?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸，買回整隻豬
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