標題: Husband n WIFE [打印本頁] 作者: ylwong74 時間: 2008-5-27 09:51 AM 標題: Husband n WIFE
Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks
over at him and asks the question.
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "shit"作者: billow 時間: 2008-5-27 10:29 AM
哈哈，好搞笑啊作者: yumiko123456 時間: 2008-5-27 11:08 PM
shit！。。作者: shiavv 時間: 2008-5-27 11:09 PM
thanks for sharing...作者: MingG8 時間: 2008-5-27 11:36 PM
thanks for sharing...作者: KestFury 時間: 2008-5-28 12:12 AM
