A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly -- he in the upper and she in the lower.
At 1 a.m. the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second
blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied suggestively. "Just for tonight,
let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own f****ing blanket."
After a moment of silence, he farted. |
發表於 2007-11-3 12:59 AM
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一句都看不懂
hahaha